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Whimsical Wanderings: A Spirited Stallholder's Tale"

  • sentosaplace
  • Aug 5, 2023
  • 2 min read

The alchemy and holistic market... What on earth was I thinking? With the spirit of adventure and a touch of impulsiveness, I ventured into the realm of alternative markets after some enthusiastic Google searches. A stall was booked – cue the thrill! Armed with demo sessions and suggestibility tests, I was all set to light up the scene. The Johannesburg scene, known for its open-mindedness compared to Pretoria, seemed the perfect canvas to paint my spiritual ideas. However, two hours in, the grand total of inquiries remains resolutely zero. Cue the existential pondering: What exactly have I plunged into? On the right, a 36th-gen Indian oracle works their magic, while on the left, a couple peddles mugs, tees, and an unexpectedly young parrot. I'm like the odd one out in a cosmic cocktail party. But as my wise guru-stall-neighbor muttered, there's a reason for everything. Patience? Discipline? Or maybe just sheer comic relief for the day. In the chilly air (chilly by African standards, mind you) and the faint strains of Enya, there's a quirky charm, I must admit. My stomach's rescue came in the form of a lamb curry from across the way. Hot curry is my sanctuary; the hotter, the better. A taste test of chili pickles from the neighbor's table turned into a respiratory thriller, leaving me mimicking someone with hiccups. Ah, the mysteries of chili-induced shock. In the midst of this carnival, triumph peeks out – I've distributed not one, but two cards! That's right, double the joy! I can already visualize my two potential clients ballooning into a staggering 20... or perhaps, let's not get carried away. On a quest for the restrooms (a true adventure in itself), I accidentally stumble upon stalls peddling mushrooms and cannabis. Their apparent indifference seems to suggest I'm too square for their kaleidoscopic world. If only they knew... Meanwhile, a woman in a witch's cape crafts love bundles nearby. Honestly, she's a more fitting candidate for the magical wares. Yet, amid the quirkiness, a calm descends. Enya's melodies have been replaced by a surprisingly good young hippie girl which adds to the increasingly zen vibe , and there's a massive willow tree that stands as the center of attention. Trippy Poi Troyz leads a poi spinning workshop beneath it, twirling in a spectacular display of colorful kite material. Oddly enough, this circus has its own serenity – a reminder that sometimes, life's oddities are the most enchanting.


 
 
 

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